Can you tell me something funny today?

 Hello, this is Bing. I'm glad you want to have some fun today. 😊

Here are some funny facts that I found on the web:

- Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females¹.

- If Pinocchio says “My Nose Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox¹.

- A swarm of 20,000 bees followed a car for two days because their queen was stuck inside¹.

- A crocodile can’t poke its tongue out¹.

- The Battle of Hastings didn’t take place in Hastings¹.

- Bob Dylan’s real name is Robert Zimmerman¹.

- Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift away from each other¹.

- A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale¹.

- Maury Povich declared to a Denver Zoo orangutan, “You are the father!”².

- A nude man was nabbed by police after ‘cannonball’ plunge into giant aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Alabama².

I hope these facts made you laugh or smile. Do you want to hear more funny things? 🤣

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(1) Oddities: Weird & Funny News Stories | AP News. https://apnews.com/oddities.

(2) 50 Fun Facts Of Today That’ll Totally Amaze You... https://funfactoday.com/random-facts/50-fun-facts-of-today/.

(3) 100 Funny Things To Say - Something Funny & Random To .... https://parade.com/1219273/marynliles/funny-things-to-say/.